Dave.
Dave here is a good friend and excellent guy to have at parties. He drinks a lot, does crazy stuff and is poorer than most third world countries. To see him in all his glory take a look at the marshmallow page.
Chrisy.
Chrisy is my younger brother, he bums around a lot and plays guitar. Drinks as heavy as myself and Dave and still keeps rocking. Without Chisy (and Andy) the great missions would have never happened. Chrisy likes Cheesypoofs. and has recently taken up spinning balls of fire around his head.
Paul.
Paul drinks a lot, he's funny, calls out the plural of canoe quite often and mixes some mean cocktails. However Paul usually dies half way through the night. He makes lots of money, for doing very little and buys crazy things. Paul was sick in my garden, he is no longer worthy of my hat.
Mark.
Arty sketchy guy, has a few tatoos but he isn't scary. He falls asleep half way through most nights, bit of a lightweight although he is still in training. Don't leave him alone with fire, children, small animals or any combination of the above and things are fine. Seen here in natural light, Mark can not be photographed with a flash.
Andy.
Andy is fun, along with Chrisy he discovered the great missions. He plays guitar, has spikey hair and wears silly jeans. Andy is no longer an unknown quantity as far as drinking goes, he drank heavily at a recent reading party, took a party popper to the nipple and became a socialising demon, nice. The only other thing I can think of, is that Andy has a habit of hurting himself, a story about this will be here soon.
Matt.
Ahh Matt, maker of good pizza. Another bum, putting up this picture is very kind after his recent projectile vomit session, Matt is an old friend he's a surprisingly quiet and very laid back individual. If it were not for his being miles away and being very very poor then he'd make a good addition to the festival.
Zooey.
Zooey owns the house we like to go to in Reading, runs a successful mobile phone company, can build a garden shed without bits left over, knows the secret to life, and spends far to much of the day staring at fish. We all love Zooey, Zooey occasional feigns return of that love in order to gain goods, wealth and the occasional hot chick...en wing.
Karen.
International contingent, I shy from adding token to that. Karen usually joins us for the more civillised events, those not involving drinking and cheesypoofs. She has appeared at a few big partys but keeps drinks levels low. Karen has a dog, the dog gets wet, the dog gets me wet, I smell of wet dog. Oh I recently found that Karen likes doughnuts, custard.
Sarah.
Pretty much the first person I thought of when putting this page together, Sarah lives in Reading and likes big lollys. Can often be heard above all other noise when YARR! ing in true piratey fashion.
Owen.
Owens a very nice fellow whom I have known for a long time, he has a desirable if incorrectly buttoning long coat and fancy boots, he does website stuff of a far higher quality than this and lives in nottingham, he recently requested that I update this description so I have ok.