Welcome to the website of Ken Sands - Beery! It's Sunny and warm, it's beer drinking weather, and Ken thats me (THE Ken) will amusingly be spending some of my time drinking beer on the Sands of my local beach. Yup - Ken ken beerily beer sandily standing on sands. Who is Ken? Why is this here? News Sober Things Drunken Things People I know The Galleries Links to friends sites copyright 2002-2005, ooh how the sands of time have moved on! ken now declares this copyright includes 07 and 08. thats right! copyright 2002-2008 Ken Sands. Ken Sands made this, and wishes all those thinking about pilfering it's contents to go right ahead, you are evidently very foolish. Proof. your awake? yes. did you dream? yes. i got attacked my a big monkey. he tried to hurt me and i beat the shit out of it. then i ran like crazy. you kicked the monkeys ass? it was wearin clothes. it was chasin me through a fun house. it sucked. i was scared. i think a tiger almost clobered me too. but that was before the monkey. did you eat cheese? i had a piece of cheese on my sandwhich. ken sands and emily biguns having a sober if sleepy chat years ago - take that mr comedian Ken Sands and mr skinny runt Ken Sands, I've taked about me (the real Ken Sands) and you fakee Ken's till my butter boils, I'll catch you up!